UP

UP. The stocks took off after mangos strike on Iran

I'd buy calls on Chinese and Russian companies selling anti satellite weapons. They are going to FUCK UP low earth orbit if serious shit pops off.

#REDDIT UP 5% TODAY #250 TRADING DAYS X 5% = up 1,250% Jk I ain't a dumbass 👨‍🏫 1.05^250 = 19,830,000% return in a single year

HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

I GREW UP A SOMALIAN PIRATE, NOW LIVING IN ST PAUL MINNESOTA AMA

THERE WAS LITERALLY AN UNKNOWN ASIAN GUY NAMED SATOSHI THAT SAID THERE WAS AN INTERNET COIN WITH LIMITED SUPPLY THAT WENT 100K% UP AND YOURE BEARISH SLV

SHUT THE FUCK UP BER STUPID BER

I PICKED UP MY ETHIOPIAN/IRAQI HYBRID CHILD Cabdiraxmaan Mamdani FROM A MINNESOTA BASED TAX LAUNDERING CENTER TODAY, I MEAN DAYCARE, AND REALIZED NO ONE WAS WATCHING HIM THE ENTIRE TIME

LISTEN UP GUYS, everyone STOP FUCKING SELLING OR SHORTING! If everyone just BUYS, we’re all going to make bank. It’s that fucking simple.

LOL IMAGINE THINKING THIS WAS GOING UP THIS MORNING……..it hurts to be wrong

# THIS GOES EXACTLY LIKE JANUARY 2025 --> UP THEN DRILL WE BOLS REMEMBER, NAM' FLASHBACK

TIME TO LOAD UP ON SOME GOOG CALLS

MU IS UP $20

WHY IS AMD UP 4%

every crypto bounce is fake and gay and will reverse stocks on other hand UP only

wsup with limp dicked russel2k , GO UP MAN WAKEY WAKEY

TESLA'S REGISTRATIONS OF NEW CARS IN SWEDEN -70.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR IN DECEMBER. TSLA UP 2% PREMARKET LMAO BERS

Magic shiny rocks go UP, sliver bers get sore anoos

UP 2.34% overnight, today is gonna be a juicy start to the year 🤤

$BTC UP, tax flush OVER, first trading day of the year, $MARA to announce how many coins it mined (december) in the next week, surely it can’t still go DOWN 😭

Americans starting the new year the American way, buying shit. STONKS ONLY GO UP

POMP POMP POMP IT UP

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD JOKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU HAD FAMILY IN THE 1800S DUMMY UNLESS YOU WERE COOKED UP FROM AMINO ACIDS IN A MAD SCIENTISTS LAB. THEY SAID 2026 WAS THE YEAR OF THE HORSE. I SAY YEAR OF THE RETARD

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Time to CELEBRATE this BEAUTIFUL ALL TIME HIGH stock market that I HAVE FIXED AND CLEANED UP AFTER JOE BIDENS MESS. HAPPY NEW YEAR - 🥭 probably

SELL YOUR BITCOIN AND BUY PHYSICAL SILVER PREFERABLY SOMETHING WITH TINES SO YOU CAN FORK SHIT UP

WHY IS AMD UP MORE THAN NVDA THE CHINESE DONT WANT LISA

WSB THINKS THE ENTIRE METALS MARKET IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF CHEETOH FINGERED FATS IN THEIR BASEMENTS IN THE USA WAITING TO HIT A SELL BUTTON THERE IS A GLOBAL PRICING PRESSURE UPWARDS AND A SQUEEZE BUILDING WORLDWIDE LMAO

SHUT THE FUCK UP

What the fuck is wrong with this market. Stop twiddle fiddling around and fucking go UP. No reason not to.

Looks like BA is nose diving. Mayday Mayday...PULL UP!

SANTA DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP THIS YEAR

SILVER BERS ARE COMPLETELY RETARDED. THE TOP DIDNT BLOW OFF ITS A LEG UP

Hit support TELEPORT UP

Jesussssssssssssssss it ALWAYS PUMPS BACK UP

NEW SUPPORT LINE DETECTED NEXT LEG UP ENGAGE

THERE SHE GOOOOOOES RIGHT BACK UP

Undervalued consumer non-durables mini conglomos RISE UP

ARKK UP 32% YTD

cmon META time to fill 742 earnings gap in January UP only

OPEN THE CASINO IM READY AND LUBED UP 🎰

Me: a guy with a net worth north of a million Also me: HURRY UP AND GIVE ME MY $1.37 OF SOL WTF VLAD

UP down UP down UP down

NEXT LEG UP NOW

🎶PAMP UP THE JAMZ🎶

BALLS DEEP ON TESLER PUTS ! ALREADY 120% UP LOL

#PET ROCK GAPS UP OVERNIGHT. FUCK YOU.

Stairs down ROCKETSHIP UP