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You know it! Imagine being in the WH signal chat and insider trading with zero consequences. Must be a good life!

What even is the bull case for teslar now that musk boy isn’t even in the WH Major grift source gone

youtube wh channel has audio only so taco must be looking rough

"Gamestonk jumps as WH shares halo meme of 🥭 in master chief armor" Real headlines in 2025. What a time to be alive

#imagine winning the World Series as a canadien, being invited to WH, only to be greeted by ICE LMAO 🤌

Yo what's Barron's gamer tag? I wanna see if he can let me into the WH signal chat

WH sources confirmed that the President went the extra mile in pursuit of the Nobel price and is in the early stages of a framework to settle the Coyote-Road Runner dispute! “Eat that haters!” said Mrs. Leavitt when asked to comment.

“The MRI was so good, I actually involuntarily came in my pants while reading it” -WH doctors today Bullish AF, nothing to see here

is the WH tweet of that infamous videogame retailer gonna do something?

WH tweets power to the players. Gamestonk up 6%. This is too fun

Can 🥭please do a dinner at the WH and serve beyond burgers. Not much of a stretch as he was selling Teslas not too long ago.

Dude what do we care? The great and by far most favourite master T is thinking about how to make the entire world rich. Stick your beans wh…

🥭 announcement will be about WH renovation LMAO

"The president did indeed poop today" - WH Market rips. The future is now.

Do you think Kai Trump can add us to the WH signal chat?

> WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS 3PM ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE ON CARTELS: WH POOL

Trump to only serve BYND burgers in the new WH ballroom, more at 3 pm

Kinda shocked he didn't add one to the wh next to the ballpit

WH invests in quantum

So years of overpromising and underdelivering and being ran by a retard who thinks he’s Ironman but has none of the flair and lost his influence in the WH leads to $TSLA pumping by premarket.

At least we getting a ballroom in WH

Its all fun and games until the WH has a mechanics lien filed against it.

Think of all the gold they're going to need to build the Trump ballroom at the WH. Bullish

CEO of GLD meeting the WH for Taco Tuesday I just read

aussie rare earths happening at the WH in an hour let's goooooo

This scene from himym slap bet is basically WH presser: MARSHALL: So I went to Shanghai... You didn't go to Shanghai. I went to Shanghai. When did you go to Shanghai? Last year I went to Shanghai. You didn't go to Shanghai. He went to Shanghai. He didn't go to Shanghai. Totally went to Shanghai. You didn't go to Shanghai. So I went to Shanghai.

Mango is building an arch close to the WH haha, we legit live in a weird time.

WH tweets drill baby drill.. how about mine baby mine!

Today is Day 4, please dear oligarchs and highly regarded elites (not in the WSB sense), please add me to the WH signal chat!!

Trump and WH really working on calming people down about the China situation this morning.

Approximately 99% of the stuff he says and does isn’t market related. WH press conferences almost never are.

there will be annouceent in 3 pm. no clue about that. seen some WH journalist posting about it.

So the plan is, market goes up until some dumb fuck from WH opens their mouth and then chop for rest of day. Rinse, repeat.

Dear "journalists" in the WH: Please look up the definition of "follow-up question"

After all the cake and soda, it’s not gonna matter cause I’m just gonna get nosedived by a WH drone and blown into oblivion

Hey can someone add me to the WH signal chat?

Everybody in the WH buying puts before the retaliation tweet

wait potus went to egypt but he's acting like he's still in the WH... let Sisi speak lmao

Lmao huge dump Friday all pre planned with enormous shorts in coin and stonks. Double down on Saturday with another wave of coin shorts. JD comes out today and calms everything after everyone in the WH repositioned for Monday.

We have a regard in the WH I repeat, we have a regard in the WH

Sounds like 🥭 is caving. He’s talking about the “negotiations going on”. So far - we’ve been told nothing has happened in terms of a talks or a meeting (since the one at the WH). Could be him waving the white flag asking for congress to get something done

Sen. Warren wanted the WH to release the job numbers despite the shutdown. Oh yeah. 🌮 will do whatever he can to help her.

Wtf is that guy doing? How many WH staffers does it take to change a lightbulb